Weird Things to Say

We've all heard of the old phrase - "Wham, bam, thank you Ma'am!" Here's its lesser-known trans-gender equivalent - "Slap, whack, no thanks, Jack!" I think it's a hilarious, 'kick-in-the-nuts' line that ladies everywhere should keep handy!

You know those torus shaped pool toys that we inflate with air and children use to keep themselves afloat in the water? Well, I came across one today that actually had the warning "NOT A LIFE SAVING DEVICE" stamped onto it! What they probably meant was that this item should not be bought to replace the regular life preservers that are used at swimming pools. But I don't think a drowning victim would appreciate the irony of the situation if someone refused to throw him one of these floats since that would constitute 'saving a life'!

You know your room's a little bit too messy when it takes you about 10 minutes to find the bed! I hate tidying up my room because I feel that a neat room loses its innate, 'college-student-room' charm. But when it's hard to get from door to computer without risking a sprained ankle, I think I may just be taking things a tad too far!

In a post a few days back, I had mentioned how people sometimes say the stupidest of things. Here is another example.

I remember a girl, who obviously hadn't traveled much by train (or anything else it looks like), once saying as the train we were in pulled into a station, "Oh! I didn't know trains slowed down as they stopped!"