Tuesday, May 03, 2005

It's a Man's Life Too!

Due to popular demand (we have received over 1 requests for the same), I am creating the trans-gender equivalent to this.

So here's the list of the Top Ten Reasons Why It's Better to be Male!

10. Angelina Jolie is a woman!

9. You don't have to worry about who used the public washroom before you did!

8. Going topless in public will not get you thrown into the slammer!

7. You don't shy away from society every time you put on an extra 5 pounds!

6. A cold beer, some porn and you're happy!

5. You never have to worry about getting rid of under-arm hair! And don't even mention waxing!

4. A member of the opposite sex will not keep staring at your chest while talking to you! (That's solely your prerogative!)

3. You will never have to experience labor pains.

2. No periods or PMS! Ever!

1. Any time you want to see boobs, there's always porn! (see the women's list)


katic said...

good one...
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

If you cook a meal you expect praise even if it was not edible.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

arnold said...

whoa!! tht's a LOT!!

talk abt driving a point home!

Aditya Bidikar said...

Lucky us guys.

And poor girls - apart from not getting all this, they have to put up with us.

arnold said...

yea.. but then look on the bright side - they all hv ME!!! *yay*

Aditya Bidikar said...

Ah, Meeester Arnold, yoo are zo funny.

arnold said...

is tht supposed to be a French accent or wht?? Me confused!

Aditya Bidikar said...

It's supposed to be a really bad french accent, which only we Indians are able to do.

arnold said...

HEY! i can do a really excellent french accent, monsieur! (I can't really type one though.. so we'll hv to leave it at tht!)

aditya bidikar said...