Which F.R.I.E.N.D are You?

There is no dearth of quizzes and tests available on the Net to help you find out exactly which character from F.R.I.E.N.D.S you resemble the most.

So I thought, "Hey! Why not come up with one more?"

Thus after months of hard labor, here's my very own - "Which F.R.I.E.N.D are You?" test!!

(Choose only one option for each question...)


1. Are you...?

a. High Maintenance
b. Geeky
c. Sarcastically funny
d. Weird
e. Dumb
f. Spoilt


2. In High School, you...?

a. Weighed 300 pounds
b. Slept with an elderly librarian
c. Were the class comedian
d. Never went to high school because you were fending for yourself on the streets after your Mom had killed herself
e. Were busy having sex
f. Were the bitchy Home-coming queen


3. Have you..?

a. Fallen in love with a 50-year-old moustached eye-doctor who doesn't want to have any more kids
b. Married a lesbian
c. Molested yourself in a parked car behind a Wendy's
d. Married a gay ice-dancer who then turns out to be straight
e. Voluntarily locked yourself in a cabinet so some strange guy can rob your apartment
f. Left an orthodontist at the altar


4. Your sibling(s)...?

a. Is a nerdy elder brother who can do no wrong in the eyes of your parents
b. Is an overweight younger sister who your parents constantly look down upon
c. No siblings. You were an only child, mentally traumatised by your parents awful marriage
d. Is a twin sister who you don't get along with
e. Are seven Catholic sisters each one hornier than the previous
f. Are two rich, spoilt blondes with amazing racks



Now since assessing the results of the above quiz is extremely difficult, it cannot be automated. Hence if you want to know what the interpretation of your choices are, please send them to me in a mail. They will then be subjected to heavy analysis after which I hope to be able to draw a conclusion and let you know which F.R.I.E.N.D you resemble the most!