Saturday, May 27, 2006

Now You See Me, Now You Don't!

Having always been the ‘If you have it, flaunt it’ kind of guy, I doubt I’d be too impressed by an Invisibility Cloak. What’s the point in owning something cool if you can’t show it off to your friends? Imagine walking into a party and no one even noticing you. Literally. How are you supposed to draw the attention of the lovely ladies present if they can’t even see you!

I’m also the careless kind of guy. I like to toss my clothes wherever I fancy at the end of the day. I can just imagine the hell I’d go through trying to find the Cloak each morning! I’d probably spend hours feeling all around the apartment, before I came across it!

Also, there isn’t much in this world that you can do with an Invisibility Cloak that is both legal and can’t be done without it. Of course, there are a lot of illegal things that come to mind, not the least of which would be ensconcing myself nicely in Aishwarya Rai’s bedroom at night. (Why, you ask? I’d placed a bet with myself long ago about whether she says her night prayers or not, and I’d like to know who won? Me or me. I swear.)

At the end of the day though, I’m the kind of guy who’d much rather have some moolah in his pocket. So I’d probably just hawk the Cloak on E-Bay and spend the money buying clothes in which I can actually see how handsome I look!

Of course, I’d add a little caveat along with Cloak -- “Always wear clean underwear. You never know when this thing might stop working!”

(In case you’re all confused, here’s the question.)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

that's cool except for the fact that u could never know when anyone's behind you. thats more freaky! awesome topic tho!!