Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Doctors

There’s a medical camp at work this week — blood pressure, blood sugar, heart problems, general check up etc. I, of course, haven’t gone. That’s because I’m scared of doctors. For one thing, I don’t want to hear the bad news — “You’re not going to live to be forty.” I already know that, I don’t need someone else to tell that me. Even if it’s for free.

More importantly though, I’m scared of doctors. The biggest problem is that their word is so final. It’s almost like living in a dictatorship. Once you enter that room, anything that doctor says is the law. He tells you to “take off all your clothes and make yourself comfortable” and you have to do it. You can’t say no — he’s a doctor! If she tells you to “hold steady while I insert this long, pointy thing up your rectum”, the best you can hope for is that it’s well lubricated. That’s about it.

I think that’s how hypnotism came about. That’s nothing but a bunch of doctors who realized that their patients will do anything they tell them. And they thought to themselves, “Hey! This is a good way to have some fun, make some money and also appear like magicians at the same time.” Let’s call an audience, charge them to watch and for subjects we can just pick people from there itself.

To me that’s a hypnotist — an opportunistic doctor who graduated bottom of his class in medical school and decided that he can’t really cure anything but that it’s a lot of fun to get people to act like a monkey.

5 comments:

Mulling Over My Thoughts said...

i have completely different reason for being scared of docs...i know a lotta old friends of mine gearing up to start practicing soon and their understanding of biology was far lesser than mine! moreover, i have seen them handle a scalpel in the lab and the thought of them being docs isnt really comforting!
maybe all doctors arent that bad or maybe they did learn something at the med school but i aint taking any chances!

AB said...

Well there's my brother who's one. Last time I told him about this bugging problem I have -- that of drying up of the lips. He told me, "You know our face is connected with the brain. So don't fiddle around with anything. Just go visit a doc. You never know WHAT is wrong".

And once I remember I had to go get myself checked at a hospital for my wisdom tooth extractions. I asked the young doc who was checking it out as to whether he could refer me to an older doc. He was offended to say the least.

I wish one didn't have to go visit a doc ever. However simplistic that does sound!

Gauri Gharpure said...

:D... my best friend wud soon finish her medicine.. she's already started asking a series of questions if i complain of any little ache or pain..a welcome change from the doctor attitude... but then, i assume am her means of revision and recall than proper counsel...
otherwise, the reason i hate going to doctors is tht they are just so very 'know it all' kinds... they make you feel as if you are committing a crime by asking them something... most times it's a just a glance, an expensive set of tests and a prescription based on the list of unfathomable results...

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