Monday, August 25, 2008

“Ask the Sexpert”

The questions in the “Sex Advice” columns of the daily newspapers (especially The Mirror) always scare me. I’m just worried that people this stupid are even having sex at all. Darwin would NOT be happy.

One the one hand, the couples always seem just so perfect for each other—each one as dumb as the other. Just don’t procreate, that’s all I’m asking of them. Let your stupidity die out with you. Thank you.

3 comments:

Mulling Over My Thoughts said...

hehe, i couldnt agree more!
i wish some of the people i know wouldnt participate in the process of procreation sparing future generations of their legacy!

although come to think of it, my parents are smart and i seem to belong to the "please do not procreate category!" hmmm...anomalies!

Siddhu said...

I (like to) believe that these people from the sex advice columns do not exist except in the head of whoever it is that writes the frightful bilge.

Saltwater Blues said...

LOL my thoughts exactly!