Sunday, November 15, 2009

New DUI Test for Girls

Anyone heard about the new sobriety test that they've come up with for girls? The policeman stops the car, asks the girl driving to come out and then plays a random song from 10 years ago for her. If she doesn't scream, "Hey! I love that song!" she's probably not drunk.

Oh, they play three songs to avoid the possibility of a false arrest because she actually likes the song.

20 comments:

Mulling Over My Thoughts said...

Why do they need a DUI test? Women deserve a ticket if they're caught driving! In fact, drunk women might actually drive well!
(This should ruffle a few feathers!)

Melody said...

I protest. I'd love all 3 songs from 10 years ago without being drunk. So there.

SwB said...

Merry Christmas bro!

Siddharth said...

Ha! This post reminds me of an incident involving a good friend, which happened when he went to Utah for a camping trip with some girls from the university. One of them, a freshman (woman?) kept saying: 'Oh...my...god! I love this song.' with subtle yet distinct tone and temporal variations, for every song they played in the 10 hour car ride. It was like she had a tiny orgasm of a different kind every time a new song played.

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Doogan said...

that made me piss my pants with laughter

SPEAKING FROM THE CRIB said...

oh my god. i laughed until my face hurt. b/c how many times have i done that? how many? this was good.

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kAMRYN nOELLE said...

Well, that's just friggin' dumb. What if they played Bob Marley for me? Ha! I'd be soooo arrested. Not that I'd get drunk or be pulled over for acting like it.

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