Anyone heard about the new sobriety test that they've come up with for girls? The policeman stops the car, asks the girl driving to come out and then plays a random song from 10 years ago for her. If she doesn't scream, "Hey! I love that song!" she's probably not drunk.
Oh, they play three songs to avoid the possibility of a false arrest because she actually likes the song.
Why do they need a DUI test? Women deserve a ticket if they're caught driving! In fact, drunk women might actually drive well!
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I protest. I'd love all 3 songs from 10 years ago without being drunk. So there.
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ReplyDeleteHa! This post reminds me of an incident involving a good friend, which happened when he went to Utah for a camping trip with some girls from the university. One of them, a freshman (woman?) kept saying: 'Oh...my...god! I love this song.' with subtle yet distinct tone and temporal variations, for every song they played in the 10 hour car ride. It was like she had a tiny orgasm of a different kind every time a new song played.
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