Stare

I got a 10-second stare this morning. I wonder what that meant.

Paris Hilton

What are you complaining about?

A significant amount of the flak that Mr. George Bush copped during (at least the latter half of) his tenure was pointed at rising oil prices. But just like any good boy would do, he seems to have ensured that as he leaves the playground today, oil prices are all back in almost the exact same places that he found them in on entry. Irony.

Bonding

Co-Passengers

The best you can hope for, of course, is an empty seat.

Security

Most of them couldn't tell a Bomb from a Bombshell!

New Girl