No Two Weighs About It...

Ever notice the way a female reacts about another female who’s thinner than she is? Normally with a bit of scorn and derision.

“Ooh, look at her. She’s as skinny as a rake!”
“Geez, if she swallowed a pea her tummy would swell up!”

Well, they try to hide it, but that’s actually jealousy. Deep down every woman is inherently jealous of any other woman who’s slimmer than herself. She may pretend like she doesn’t care, and that she’s much happier with her “well rounded” figure and stuff like that - but she does care! A woman thinks about her weight as much as a man thinks about sex. (And that’s a lot!) There’s nothing a woman is more self-conscious about than her weight! Nothing!

So she obsesses herself with trying to reduce her weight, which through some quirk of nature is always “five pounds too much”! It’s like the jar of never-ending oil in the Bible. After those five pounds are shed, she finds that she’s still five pounds to heavy. So she slims down even further. Eventually attaining the physique of a severely malnourished stick insect.

The weirdest part of this entire drama is that guys aren’t particularly attracted to skinny females. Speaking for myself, and most of the male community, we like girls who are full and curvy. So here we have all these females starving themselves just so that they can incite the jealousy of of the rest of the (plumper) female community (who are getting all the guys)! Makes no sense? Nothing does.